Thursday 19 May 2011

How to smoke a cigarette aggressively

  • Before lighting and during smoking ensure that all gesticulations are emphasized sharply with said cigarette.
  • Shake lighter violently and continue roll the flint a number of times before and after ignition.
  • Always inhale twice in one puff letting out a dribble of smoke in between.
  • Rip the cigarette sharply from your lips in a large exaggerated motion. Tilt your head to the sky and pout with your lower lip as you shoot the smoke upwards with an angry exhale.
  • Now bite down hard pulling your lips away from your teeth as you suck in a fraction of fresh air before your next drag.

  

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